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Advent Calendar: Santa’s Hurt Box
It’s day 8. Kind of. It’s not December 8th right now but I’m running on advent calendar time where it’s been the 7th for a week or so . “Today” (those would be air quotes if you were reading this out...
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Advent Calendar: I Think I Ate Your Chocolate Squirrel
I fried my sick brain thinking about Santa’s hurt box. I have nothing to say about where the day 9 door is on the advent calendar. The bear/rat is pointing but mostly it’s just snow. Inside that...
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Advent Calendar: Alien Santa
It’s day 10. The first day of double digits. Exciting times. The best way to celebrate is to open the number 10 door and sneak through the window of that snowy cabin. Is that Santa’s house? If it...
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Advent Calendar: Cannibalism Vs. Just Being a Carnivore
Behind the 11th door is evidence of cannibalism. Look at where door 11 is. We are opening the stomach of that rodent. Inside is this. Like most things in this advent calendar we don’t know exactly...
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Advent Calendar: Educators, Leotards, and Housecoats
Day 12 is up on the top row. We are getting close to our first bingo. A straight line across the top. Today is another day where we try to see if the advent calendar is sending any secret messages by...
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Advent Calendar: What Did Santa Eat?
Of all the places to have a door leading to chocolate. Good grief. Did no one look at what they were doing before they through this out to the public? Yes this was probably made in a third world...
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Advent Calendar: Bingo!
Bingo! Straight line across the top. My Prize? The prize is a chocolate that looks like it has something growing on it. Yikes. But I still ate it. Please don’t judge me. But now that I think about...
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Advent Calendar: Curb Stomping Santa
Day 15 shows Santa’s anger. Open the door and see what he stomped. I was stupid to think I would be able to tell what it was. Santa has obviously already stomped it. It’s mush now. There are hints...
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Advent Calendar: DB Fox
On the 16th day of the advent calendar we open the door to a dark past. The door is right overtop of the DB fox’s brain. We get to look inside and see what is making that guy so angry. Why is he...
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2011 Advent Calendar
Remember last year when I had a daily update for the advent calendar that future Aunt Cindy gave me? I’m not offended if you don’t. It’s easily forgettable and I didn’t even finish. I had no idea...
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